So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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