That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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