he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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