I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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