If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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