I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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