they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize
