oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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