do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I intend to get homeless drunk
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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