he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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