spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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