Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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