After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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