You work out of a Hotel?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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