if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Houston, we have a blender
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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