Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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