quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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