Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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