I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
you made out with another girl for some wings
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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