Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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