Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Randomize
