I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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