Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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