remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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