His pubic hair was longer than his dick
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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