Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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