you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Randomize
