So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
