: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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