It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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