Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
it glows. i had to have it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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