i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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