Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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