That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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