i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
They have beer where we have blood.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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