nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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