they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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