I love black thongs
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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