Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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