I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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