He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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