he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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