i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
is it fun? or sober?
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