Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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