i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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