I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I pour the whiskey from now on
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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