i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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