booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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