3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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