it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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