All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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