well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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