making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
did you just send me my own nude
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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