I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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