i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
you had me at cake vodka
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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