so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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