Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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