If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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